NIGHTMARE FUEL: Furry Sunday School
I don’t cotton to furries having the freedom to do anything other than die in a fire. This lovely little hunk of internet doesn’t do much to change my mind on the matter. Nightmare fuel after the jump.
I don’t cotton to furries having the freedom to do anything other than die in a fire. This lovely little hunk of internet doesn’t do much to change my mind on the matter. Nightmare fuel after the jump.
It’s about time the little greasy weasels running around on the internet came-up with something new. Well-played, 4chan.
A friend of mine has a theory which I am an agreement with: every marketing department or copy division needs a 22 year-old horny male on its staff to filter-out unintended innuendo. (Unintenuendo?) Horrible mistake after the jump.
This video is decidedly not safe for work, on account of being nothing short of abomination in the eyes of any self-respecting religion. Alternate post-title is “Man: Origin of the Species”.
(Had the whales opposable thumbs, they’d employ us toward the same ends.)
Here’s an interesting blog post about the potential good of “internet nonsense”. I tend to side with the techno-optimists on these things, naturally.
I’ve been loving the hell out of Castle Asshole, an absurdist comedy webseries produced in Los Feliz. I don’t want to spoil it… but the three episodes include Dario Argento-styled gore, David Lynch-style editing, and a healthy dose of irreverent adult content. Adult Swim hasdn’t had anything this good since 2004.
Watch all three episodes. It doesn’t get any less strange. Claps and whistles!
Rusty Redenbacher from The Mudkids (Naptown represent!) posted this in a myspace bulletin. He says it best, so here’s the clip and Russ’ commentary:
“Yo….Andy was on some shizz. Now, I know this clip predates Brian Eno and David Byrne’s ‘My Life In The Bush With Ghosts’, which is often cited as one of the better (and earliest) fusions of African rhythms and American/European pop music. Andy had GAME.
As I was watching this all I could think was.. .”I know David Byrne dug this when it aired” and “Paul Simon, my ass” and “Vampire Weekend? Yeah, right… seen that.” That’s just the record-store guy in me. We can always find something more obscure than you, whoever you are. That’s what ‘record-store guys’ do, put you up on shizz…
Oh, and I think this is a PERFECT way to portray this song considering the AWESOME, EPIC happenings in our nation’s capital right now! It’s a small world, after all… Let’s make the most of it, respect each other’s space, enjoy each other’s company and leave it looking nice for the next generation.
Happy MLK Day! Respect and Grace and Pride (in the Name Of Love)
Russ”
Having once worked for a company that produced and sold films to the Lifetime Network, I find this video hilariously rooted in truth.
Remember that silly little column about the end of vinyl, the album, and the rise of “the network”? This is exactly what I’m talking about. Stick with it.